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Monday, June 2, 2008

Apparently I have a price attached...

Yeah, so I bought some new pants on Saturday, and while I was talking to someone at work today I went to put my hands into the back pockets, and couldn't, because they were still sewn shut. So why did it feel like there was a rectangular piece of paper INSIDE the sewn-shut pocket??

Oh, it's not inside the POCKET - it's inside the PANTS...

Yup. Welcome to my pants. Next time remove ALL tags before wearing...

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Arterial motive: "Supposably the libarian has arterial motives."
Ax: "I axed you a question!"
Bolivious: "He was so bolivious that he sneezed on my seizure salad."
Clostaphobic: "If my face is under a pillow, I get clostaphobic."
Conflictual: "We had such a conflictual relationship"
Dignitude: "Irregardless of the strategery employed to manipulize you, respond with dignitude."
Dramastically: "His white blood cell count dropped dramastically..."
Equivolate: (So like, Equal and Correlate???) "I always equivolate seizure salad with libarians."
Excedra Excedra (Did you mean, Et Cetera?) "You can put all kinds of toppings on seizure salad, like croutons, cheese, excedra excedra..."
Expecially: "I expecially love seizure salad."
Fustrated: (Isn't there another R in that word...?) "I'm so fustrated with my roommate's maneurisms!"
Irregardless: "I'll be there, irregardless of the weather."
Libarian: (Isn't there another R in that word...?) "You can ax the libarian if you can't find a book."
Maneurisms: "The libarian's maneurisms are so peculiar."
Manipulizing: "My mother-in-law is so manipulizing with her maneruisims"
Paternal twins: "Those two guys are so alike, they're practically paternal twins."
Patriarticle: "The Old Testament shows records of Patriarticle Blessings."
Photogenic memory: "Supposably Elder Rasband has a photogenic memory."
Seizure salad: "I'll have a chicken seizure salad, hold the croutons."
Strategery: "Don't take the strategery of your enemy for granite."
Supposably: "Supposably the windshield factor was 30 below...we really take heaters for granite, don't we?"
Take for granite: "You're always taking me for granite."
Understandment: "Our relationship was so conflictual, we could never come to an understandment."
Whole Nother: "It's a whole nother world."
Windshield factor: "The windshield factor makes it feel expecially cold today."

Monday, June 2, 2008

Apparently I have a price attached...

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