I seem to be having lots of little issues lately. If something could or might go a little wrong- it does. I am pretty sure nobody has ever done what I did today. I was at the bank depositing a couple checks. Josh was yelling for a booger sucker (yes- he has confused what I use to suck snot out of Jake's nose.. with a lollipop) and I was fiddling to hurry and fill out the deposit slip. In between my legs I had one of those big plastic water bottles...kinda looks like the thing banks use to collect what your depositing. I continued to put each check in what I thought was the banks little collector dealy. NO..... I was putting it into the waterbottle, full of water. How dumb I felt when I had to beep the lady to explain why all my checks were sopping wet.
(From my friend Megan)
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Have you ever walked home from the bus stop, wondered why your car isn't in the driveway, and remembered you drove to work today? Have you ever tried to stop an elevator door from closing and gotten your hand stuck ... for fifteen minutes? Have you ever thought to yourself, "This is bizarre -- does this happen to anyone else?!"
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These are those words you hear and wonder if speaking American is different than speaking English... send us any good ones you hear!
- Arterial motive: "Supposably the libarian has arterial motives."
- Ax: "I axed you a question!"
- Bolivious: "He was so bolivious that he sneezed on my seizure salad."
- Clostaphobic: "If my face is under a pillow, I get clostaphobic."
- Conflictual: "We had such a conflictual relationship"
- Dignitude: "Irregardless of the strategery employed to manipulize you, respond with dignitude."
- Dramastically: "His white blood cell count dropped dramastically..."
- Equivolate: (So like, Equal and Correlate???) "I always equivolate seizure salad with libarians."
- Excedra Excedra (Did you mean, Et Cetera?) "You can put all kinds of toppings on seizure salad, like croutons, cheese, excedra excedra..."
- Expecially: "I expecially love seizure salad."
- Fustrated: (Isn't there another R in that word...?) "I'm so fustrated with my roommate's maneurisms!"
- Irregardless: "I'll be there, irregardless of the weather."
- Libarian: (Isn't there another R in that word...?) "You can ax the libarian if you can't find a book."
- Maneurisms: "The libarian's maneurisms are so peculiar."
- Manipulizing: "My mother-in-law is so manipulizing with her maneruisims"
- Paternal twins: "Those two guys are so alike, they're practically paternal twins."
- Patriarticle: "The Old Testament shows records of Patriarticle Blessings."
- Photogenic memory: "Supposably Elder Rasband has a photogenic memory."
- Seizure salad: "I'll have a chicken seizure salad, hold the croutons."
- Strategery: "Don't take the strategery of your enemy for granite."
- Supposably: "Supposably the windshield factor was 30 below...we really take heaters for granite, don't we?"
- Take for granite: "You're always taking me for granite."
- Understandment: "Our relationship was so conflictual, we could never come to an understandment."
- Whole Nother: "It's a whole nother world."
- Windshield factor: "The windshield factor makes it feel expecially cold today."
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2 comments:
i am the putz....do you know what that means? it means i am always doing things like you say....now it is oldsheimer disease. in my youth it was awkwarness, in my adulthood it was being excentric, but it is all being a putz that started with my mother who was nicely endowed with large breast and would drop food on them while eating and say"oh darn what have i done and try to wipe it off while jiggling ...she is dead at age 59, but i will fondly remember her putzyness
you must be mrs. putzy....i have never heard of anyone putting checks in their water bottles
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